whackintosh:

real pain is having to wash your hair after a good hair day

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shiestynigga:


i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

image

jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

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so-personal:

everything personal
rinidoitsu:

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake


I WANT CAKE
guhrly:

holy
THEME.